CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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