it wasn't lemon gatorade
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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