On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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