Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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