I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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