i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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