I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.