the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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