She said her name was "party"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.