It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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