it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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