you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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