My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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