So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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