You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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