the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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