Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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