their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
