I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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