I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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