youre lurking in front of me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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