Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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