i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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