White coat. Heels.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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