I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Even my vagina gasped.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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