The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he puts the penis in happiness.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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