We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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