I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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