"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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