I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I'm really busy with my period
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