i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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