see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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