I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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