I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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