Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
this will be a night to untag.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
