...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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