Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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