oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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