idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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