Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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this hospital has no fireball
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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