I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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