You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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