I love black thongs
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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