I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
