Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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