Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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