she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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