What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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