i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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