Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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