We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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