just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Randomize
