She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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