You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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