Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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