I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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