In the future we'll all be gay
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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