I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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